Man Gets Penis Tattooed For Free Mini Cooper

A 39-year-old German man had his penis tattooed with the word"Mini"to win a newMini Cooperin a radio contest. Naturally, he did It on the air, accompanied by his screaming in agony. What a cock.

TheAustrian Timesreported that the man, Andreas Muller of Saxony-Anhalt, won the contest by devising the craziest Mini-related stunt. That's nothing, buddy. Want to impress us? Make it acalligram.

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